What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?